10 REASONS TO BE A SLUT NOT A BOYFRIEND

A Faggot POV Post By: CumHoleFuckPig

News Flash: Monogamy is lame, and so are boyfriends. If that sounds cynical, well maybe it is. A little. I did the monogamy game—or tried to—for a long time. It left a bitter taste in my mouth, especially when I think of all the Cock and Cum I passed up because of it.

It’s not just my own experience either. We all know that marriages—Gay or Straight—rarely last and boyfriends never do. So why have them?

I say, don’t. I say, it’s much, much better to be a total Slut! Here are some reasons why.

1. NO STUPID EXPECTATIONS

The main reason guys want a boyfriend is because movies, TV and stupid pop songs glorify the fantasy of romantic love. A boyfriend is supposed to be all things at once: Perfect in bed, best friend, sensitive, giving, sharing, blah, blah, blah. Worse, you’re supposed to be all these things for him too!

It’s crazy if you stop to think about it. Even if it were realistic, such a saccharin sweet, unicorn-farting-rainbows, life would only be enjoyable for a few weeks at best. Then it would get boring and unbearable.

2. HE WILL CHEAT ON YOU

Males—whether Real Men or faggots—need to have a lot of sex … with more than just you. He’ll get bored with fucking you after a while and when your sex life begins to dry up—and it will—then he will begin to roam. Soon enough, all your silly dreams of happily-ever-after will vanish and because you believed in those stupid faggy romantic ideas you’ll probably end up balled-up in the corner weeping like a teenage girl who wasn’t asked out to the Prom.

Even more likely …

3. YOU’RE GOING TO CHEAT ON HIM

Hopefully!

After all, he’s cheating on you, right? Or even if he’s not (yet) you’re not being satisfied sexually. At first you simply blamed him for not fucking you as often as he once did. But the more you think about it the more you realize that no one guy could ever satisfy your extreme faggot need for more Cock and more Cum.

Your inner-slut wakes up from its long hibernation and it’s hungry. Very, very hungry. It needs to be filled with hundreds of Cocks. It needs to be filled with tons of Cum.

So you'll start cheating. And, if you ask me, it's the first good decision you made since entering the relationship! At least it was when I started being a cheating faggot whore.

4. YOUR WHOREHOUSE, YOUR WHORE RULES

When you’re a solitary faggot it’s your slutty house, and your slutty rules. Not just with the mundane things like what gets played on the radio, or whether or not it’s okay to leave the cap off of the toothpaste tube. I’m talking about FUCKING rules.

Want to invite a dozen Men over to gangbang your faggot pussy? You can do it!

Feel like installing a sling in the den? You can do it! 

Think your bathroom door needs a gloryhole drilled into it? You can do it!

It’s your house, slut, your rules. (Well … unless you have a landlord.)

5. NO CHECKING IN

“Where are you? What time will you be home? Who are you with?

Did you pick up the cumquats from the store, like I asked?”

Fuck. That. Noise. Who wants to check in all the time? Your not a little-boy, you’re a full-grown faggot whore, after all.

6. NO ARGUMENTS OR TALK ABOUT “FEELINGS”

If you want a healthy argument, turn on the news and watch people argue on the screen. If you want feelings talk, watch some Oprah. These are better than having a boyfriend because … you can’t turn him off.

7. MORE FREEDOM TO EXPERIMENT

When you’re a single Slut you have maximum freedom to sexually experiment. Experience the thrill of used condom hunting, and then injecting all those random Cumloads up your pussy. Or maybe you want to spend an entire Sunday afternoon seeing how many anonymous Bareback fucks you can score at the gloryhole.

Always wanted to know what it would be like to be bound, gagged and gangbanged by a group of POZ Leathermen? Well, go ahead and try it.

You’re a free and independent slut, and you can do as you please.

8. MORE FREE TIME (TO BE A SLUT)

Also as a Single Slut your time (outside of work) belongs to you exclusively (unless you have a Master).

Would you rather spend the weekend visiting his parents, or having one complete stranger after another over to your place to Breed your pussy so many times that it’s flooded and dripping with Cum?

Would you rather spend those precious few hours after work and before bedtime watching a boring show on Telly with him, or suck off a stranger or two or three in a public restroom?

For faggots like us there’s no competition. We’re whores who will jump at any chance to be whores … and when you’re a single slut there are a LOT more chances.

9. ALL THE COCK AND CUM YOU CAN GET

This is the most important reason of all for why it’s so much better to be a single slut than to be trapped in a monogamous relationship.

So much more Cock. So much more Cum. All the Cock you want. All the Cum you need.

Be honest now … do you want to settle for one single Cock in a lifetime, or even for a long period of time? Can his balls ever produce all the Cum you need to be filled and happy?

Not if you’re a a true faggot.  

CONCLUSION

Now you know why it’s better to be a free Slut than chained in a monogamous relationship. So before thinking about getting a boyfriend ask yourself honestly what it is that you really want and really need.

If you’re anything like me the answer will be "All the Cock and Cum I can get whenever I can get it!”

As The Master always says, our purpose in life as faggots is to serve Real Men and Cock and it’s our nature to be whores and sluts. And, trust me, once you accept this fact and you go full-on slut you won’t regret it and you’ll never look back to the days of wanting or being in a “relationship” without laughing at how stupid you once were.

CumHoleFuckPig

CumHoleFuckPig is a masculine, No-Loads-Refused, Cumdump from Portland OR with a fetish for used condom cum, POZ Cum, gloryholes, being used, being slutted out, and being force fucked.

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