FILTHY FAGGOT CHALLENGE – URINAL GUM

urinalgumcoverLast night I was talking with a Bro at the bar and trying to explain just how filthy and debased some of you faggots really are. How some of you scum are such pathetic jokes that you'll stoop to any depth of depravity to prove your inferiority and entertain Me. When I went to the john to take a piss I looked down and saw some gum in the urinal.

I thought to myself, "If some faggot where here I'd make the bitch chew that gum after I was done pissing on it."

And that's when the inspiration for this post hit Me. I snapped a pic of the urinal gum, went back to My Bro, and told him My plan. He laughed, and bet Me $20 it wouldn't happen. But I know it will, because I know what you faggots are all about and how fucked up you are.

So, losers, here's how you filth are going to win Me that bet and also give yourself the  reward of knowing you've exposed yourself while also entertaining Me with your putrid faggot trash self-humiliation ...

URINAL CHEWING GUM CHALLENGE

The challenge is simple. You will chew some gum. Not just one piece, but a pretty big wad of at least 3 pieces. You will spit it into a urinal, and leave it there long enough for plenty of Men to piss on it. That means at least a few hours to most of a day.

(Alternately, if you happen to see some gum in already in a urinal you can use that, so long as you've either witnessed or otherwise know that plenty of Men have pissed on it.)

You will then return to the urinal and rescue the piss drenched faggot chewing gum.

You will film yourself picking the gum out of the urinal with your bare hand, sticking it into your filthy whore mouth, then chewing it thoroughly.

[Note: Full face is preferred but if you absolutely can't risk being publicly exposed for the disgusting faggot you are, then you can show just your lower face/mouth or edit the video to put a black bar across your eyes.]

Finally ... You will then submit the video to Me, carefully following the instructions below. But before that, here are some ideas to think about to get the most out of your filthy faggot challenge vid ...

1. Location And Timing

Think ahead of time about a good spot or spots. You want a urinal that has good piss traffic, but also enough privacy or downtime that you can safely film your disgusting vid.

Restrooms with both urinals and locks on the door may be a good option. Alternately, if it's a super heavy piss traffic area you can film yourself grabbing the gum when there's a break in traffic, then scurry to a stall (camera still running) and film yourself chewing the gum in there.

2. Multi-Takes

Smart faggot scum will drop gum in multiple urinals, in different places, on multiple days. That way you'll get numerous takes of accomplishing your filthy piss-gum challenge. This will not only impress Me, but more takes means more chances for creating a superior video and more chances to win (Yup. You can submit as many as you want, whores.)

pissinggif3. Get A Man To Help

If ya know one or more Real Men then get them to help you out. Just before retrieving the gum, film them pissing on it. Then let one of them hold the camera to film you picking the gum up and chewing it . Just make sure that they aren't the only ones to have pissed on the gum. It should still have been left in the urinal long enough for strangers to have soaked it with Man-piss. And don't dare secretly film strangers pissing on it. As a faggot you have no right to film Real Men unless they request it.

4. Piss Pool/Urinal Cakes

Is it an especially foul, clogged, urinal with a pool of piss? Great. Just make sure to clearly show your fingers dipping in the piss pool when you rescue the gum. Also, if there's a urinal cake, you probably wanna throw it away beforehand. You want piss gum, not chemical gum, dumbfucks. 

5. NO Toilets

Don't waste My time submitting pics of you rescuing gum from toilets. Regular toilets have too much water for it to count. I want to know you've been chewing gum that has been drenched in Man-piss.

FORMAT & SUBMISSION GUIDELINES

QualityAs these are armature, phone-shot vids, I don't expect super quality. BUT, they need to be well lit, reasonably framed, and you should try to keep camera-shaking to a minimum.

FormatThe video must be converted to Mp4 format, which you can do for free online (google it, whores).

LengthMinimum 1 minute. Maximum 5 minutes.

Submission: ZIP the fucking video before emailing it to Me! Email to FagMasterpdx@gmail.com

In the Subject Line write: URINAL GUM VIDEO SUBMISSION

In the Email Body tell Me your Minion user name here on FagMaster.com or--if you're not My minion--your Twitter and/or Tumblr names.

Finally, write a brief description of the experience, such as where you did it, how long you left the gum, how many guys you estimate pissed on it, or any other info you think relevant.

(It should go without saying that you must be at least 18 years old to participate. If you're not at least 18, you shouldn't even be reading this so get the fuck out of My site and sight!)

THE EXPOSURE YOU CRAVE

All videos that I find worthy will be shared here on FagMaster.com and/or on My Tumblr Blog, guaranteeing that thousands of Men and other faggots will see how disgusting, debased and filthy you are. It should go without saying that all videos submitted forever become My property to use and exploit however I see fit, bitches.

DO IT, SCUM

So, get to it scum. Chew that piss-gum, whores. Let's see how fucked up and stupid you disgusting bitches really are, and win Me that bet.