As a Cumwhore fag, I LOVE drinking Cum. I would drink Cum for breakfast, lunch and dinner if I could. I think I like it more than Cock (Is that wrong?). I’m addicted to Cum. I’m a Cumjunkie.
Maybe the only thing I don’t like about Men is that they never have enough Cum to quench my insatiable thirst. That’s not their fault, of course. I blame evolution, or Darwin or whatever. Maybe if Men had balls the size of watermelons then things would be better because then they’d be able to make enough Cum to satisfy Cumjunkies like me.
The average guy only makes a teaspoon or tablespoon full of Cum every time he shoots. Add to that the fact that Men take about a half hour before their Balls refill with Spermy goodness, and you can see why I’m constantly thirsty for more (and constantly on my knees milking Cocks).
If you’re reading this my guess is that you love drinking Cum and can’t get enough either. So I thought I’d share these 5 great ways to drink Cum. I’m sure you’ve tried at least a couple of them, but consider trying them all!
- Drink Cum On Tap
The tried and true method of drinking Cum that every faggot knows. Drinking Cum fresh from the tap–the Cock–is hands down the best way to go when it comes to taste and freshness.
The only problem is quantity. Unless you’re lucky enough have a dozen or so Cocks cumming in your mouth all at once!
2. Drink Cum From Found Condoms
I discovered this on accident one night inside the Adult Bookstore (ABS) Gloryhole booth. The place was dead. Nary a Cock in sight. I was desperate. Then I noticed a used, Cum filled condom on the floor. In a flash of slutty inspiration I slurped it all down. Delicious!
Since then, I always check the floors and garbage cans of ABS and restrooms for used Condoms. You should too!
3. Lick Up Random Cum
Whenever I hit the jack shacks I also look for spunk that men have shot onto the video screens, the walls, or the floors of the video booths. Like a good Cum-puppy I always lap up every drop!
Same goes for public restrooms. Now and again I’ve lucked out and found Cum right on the toilet seat. Of course I always lap it up, like a good faggot should.
4. Save Cum To Drink Later
When it comes to Drinking Cum in large quantities, you have to learn some delayed gratification. Ask (or even offer to pay? That’s not illegal is it?) a Man or two or three to start jacking off into containers, and then freeze it for you.
Once a large enough quantity is saved up, thaw that spunk out, pour it into a nice glass, and treat yourself to an evening of Jizz indulgence.
Remember to appreciate the smell and texture before drinking the Cum down. Don’t just swig it. Savor it like a fine brandy.
5. Drink Your Own Cum
Drinking your own Cum isn’t the best, because it’s fag Cum and not Real Man Cum. But it can work in a pinch. As a Cumjunkie, I think of drinking my own Cum almost like methadone is for heroin junkies. It’s just close enough to keep the edge off. I masturbate into a container every night, freeze it, and keep it there for emergencies.
5. Eat Frozen Cumcicles
I mentioned freezing and thawing out Cum to drink later. But maybe on a hot summer day you’d enjoy a icy, cool, delicious Cumcicle?
Also known as “Devils Dick.” licking and feeling the icy spunk slowly melt in your mouth is real treat. It’s kind of like eating Cum and drinking Cum at the same time. I highly recommend it.
Final Thoughts On Drinking Cum
No matter how much Cum you drink, you’re always going to want more. It’s highly addictive to fags. But remember it’s not all about what you or I want as fag Cumjunkies. Drinking Cum is a REWARD that we have to earn. How do we earn it? By serving Men and pleasuring their Cocks!
Making Real Men happy by being holes for their Cocks to use and enjoy is really the best reward of all.
Do you use any of these or have other creative ways to find more Cum and drink more Cum? Comment below!
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