If you’re a Real Man and you’re going to have a roommate, I always advise choosing a faggot roommate. Reasons …
1. The faggot will do all the cleaning.
2. The faggot will cook for you.
3. The faggot will do your errands.
4. The faggot will never argue or back talk. Fags know who’s boss.
5. You can easily exploit the faggot by charging it more than you could a Real Man or a chick.
6. You can treat the faggot like garbage–spit on it, mock it, humiliate it, slap it around, take your post-work frustrations out on it–and the pathetic bitch will THANK you for it.
7. You can piss on it or down its throat whenever you want (For a good laugh sneak into its bedroom while its sleeping and pissing all over it).
8. Snap your fingers and the bitch will suck your Cock. Or bend over and let you breed its pussy. A Cocksucker and a Cumhole, whenever you want. No questions asked.
9. Same for your buddies. Like this gif. You’re place will become the most popular hangout when you have a good Cocksucking faggot to share.
I’m sure there’s more reasons than these why faggots make great roommates. Comment below with your ideas, Men and fags.