COURSES FOR FAGGOTS NOW AVAILABLE, BITCHES

NEWS & DECREES

Good news for your loser faggot whores …

My courses for faggots FG101 – Essentials Of Faggotry and FG201 – Intermediate Faggotry are BACK. Under COURSES on the main menu (You must be logged in to view, cunts).

I always have two main goals with you lowlifes:

GOAL 1: To Maximize My reach. To increase My POWER. To MINDRAPE more and more feeble faggot brains with My twisted teachings,  so all of you cunts will learn what it REALLY means to be a faggot. And, of course, become My slavish faggot serfs.

GOAL 2: Exploiting the fuck out of you pathetic cash-cows.

Obviously, there’s always some tension between these two goals. I must strike some balance. So here’s what I’ve decided to do for you cunts …

I’ve made both courses and their quizzes available to ALL Members, whether paying Minions or not. AND I’ve opened up the course discussion forums so you cunts can share your progress in the lessons. But to balance that out–because FUCK if I’m going to give you scum charity–I’m charging for each course individually.

I OUGHT to charge a couple hundred bucks for each (Goal 2), but that of course would limit the number of you able to benefit from My teachings and thereby become better, more slavish, faggots (Goal 1). So I’m charging just $19.97 for each.

FOR NOW.

I’ll prob change that and up the price significantly before long. It feels too generous. And the thought of being generous to faggots makes me want to retch.

TAKE NOTE, CUNTS

Understand … these are self-paced, and self-guided. Don’t expect Me to walk you through shit or give you gold stars, cunts.

Once you purchase you have permanent access. There’s no time limit or cut-off.

The confirmation page after purchase looks all wanky. Ignore it. It has no impact on anything. Once you’ve made your purchase, just head back Home from the main menu and then to your course. It should be open to you. If you have any issues accessing after purchasing don’t cry like worthless bitches. Just message Me on site and I’ll manually add you.

All faggots that previously took the courses have been purged. If you want to re-take it, you have to pay cunts.

Just like paid membership, it’s billed discreetly, and all that shit. You’re statement will just show a charge from DP Media, LLC.

So, have at it, whores.

Study. Learn. BE the true faggot whores you are meant to be.

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