FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS

THOUGHTS FOR ALPHAS

A faggot is an object, a thing, a sex toy that exists to be used by Men for our enjoyment and especially for the pleasure of our Cocks.

That’s the fag’s primary function and purpose in life.

In this sense a faggot is very much like a fleshlight, or similar masturbation device. It is merely a thing Real Men use for our sexual satisfaction and release. We insert our Cocks into the faggot as we would into a fleshlight. The faggot fleshlight pleasures our Cocks. Our Cocks erupt Cum into the faggot fleshlight. We think no more of the faggot fleshlight until we are ready to use it again.

Pleasure object. That’s it.

But I believe that faggots are actually a better pleasure object than a normal fleshlight and that more of My fellow Men should start using them regularly.

So here are twelve reasons why faggot fleshlights are better than standard fleshlights.

1. FAGGOTS FLESHLIGHTS ARE FREE

A quality standard fleshlight can run hundreds of dollars. A faggot fleshlight, on the other hand, will never cost you a dime because faggots are by nature complete sluts that simply can’t resist any opportunity to service Cock and get filled full of Man-Cum.

2. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS ARE ABUNDANT

Faggot fleshlights are everywhere and always available for use. Go online to a cruising site like Barebackrt, any hour of the day or night, and you will find faggots there ready, willing, and desperate for your Cock and Cum.

For every Cock that needs to fuck and fill a hole, there’s three, four, maybe even ten faggots that will happy become that Cock’s living fleshlight.

3. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS COME IN MANY MODELS

Because there are so many faggot fleshlights, this means there are countless models to choose from based on your desires, tastes, preference, or whim of the moment.

There are …

Wite faggot fleshlights. Black faggot fleshlights. Brown faggot fleshlights. Skinny faggot fleshlights. Fat faggot fleshlights. Tall faggot fleshlights. Short faggot fleshlights. Old faggot fleshlights. Young faggot fleshlights.

There are …

Sissy slut and tranny faggot fleshlights. Gloryhole faggot fleshlights. Cheating faggot fleshlights. Virgin faggot fleshlights. Even faggot fleshlights delivered to you, prelubed, with the Cum of other Men who just finished using it.

It’s a cornucopia of Cock-pleasuring Cumwhores.

4. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS HAVE TWO PLEASURE-HOLES

The faggot fleshlight has not one, but TWO, pleasure-holes for driving your Cock into and Cumming inside of: The asshole, aka the Cunt. And the mouth-hole, aka the Face-Cunt.

Each hole has has its own pleasures. The cunt, for example, is well suited for deep, powerful, jack-hammer driving. While the face-cunt, has more pleasure settings: from slow Cock bobbing, to deep-throating, to ball licking.

5. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS DON’T NEED RECHARGED

A simple one, but practical. Faggot fleshlights don’t need batteries, and don’t need recharged. Instead, you can maintain their charge for a very long time simply by filling them with Cum.

I’ve seen some faggot fleshlights run for up to 32 hours non-stop. Even when they completely lose their charge and need to “sleep,” this only impacts their mouth-holes. You can still continue using their cunt-holes.

6. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS ARE SELF-CLEANING

After using a pleasure toy no one wants to waste time cleaning it. Luckily, faggot fleshlights are entirely self-cleaning. No matter how much Cum you pump into the faggot fleshlight’s holes, it can always take more.

In fact, if any of your Cum spills on the floor, the faggot fleshlight will lick that up as well. Just issue it a command to do so, and it will.

Which brings Me to …

7. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS ARE VOICE ACTIVATED

That’s right. Faggot fleshlights respond to voice commands. Tell it to lick your balls, it will lick your balls. Tell it to suck faster and harder, it will suck faster and harder. Tell it to slow down, it will slow down. Tell it to bend over and spread its cheeks, it will bend over and spread its cheeks.

Admittedly, there are models that struggle with understanding or complying with some voice commands.

For example: When breaking in a super tight faggot fleshlight by violently deep drilling it your Monster Cock, some faggot fleshlights will continue to squeal and sob no matter how firmly you command it to shut the fuck up and stop crying.

In these cases there’s an easy fix: duct tape over the faggot fleshlight’s mouth. As we Men know, duct tape fixes just about anything.

8. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS ARE HANDS-FREE

This is a great feature of faggot fleshlights. You can simply sit back, issue voice commands, and enjoy as it pleasures your Cock in any way you want, as long as you want, hands free.

Of course you can use your hands too, if you like. Such as by forcing the faggot fleshlight down on your Cock until you hear it gag, or slapping it around. But it’s good to have the hands-free option as well.

9. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS HAVE MANY PLEASURE SETTINGS

One entertaining thing about faggot fleshlights is that you never stop finding new ways to use it for your Cock’s pleasure. Fast sucking mode, slow sucking mode, throat-fuck and gag-mode, ball-licking mode … These are just the basic settings for a faggot fleshlight.

The more you use faggot fleshlights the more pleasure settings you’ll discover.

10. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS LEARN AND IMPROVE

Faggot fleshlights have artificial fag-intelligence, so they remember what you and your Cock enjoy the most, and they learn to improve as Cock pleasuring holes the more you use them.

This usually requires a hands-on approach at first: Ordering them, slapping them, spitting on their faces, holding them down until they gag, grabbing the back of their heads and deep-throat fucking them, and so on.

The more cruel and abusive you are in training them, the faster they learn and improve.

11. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS ARE TRANSFORMERS

Another great feature of faggot fleshlights is that if you get bored with fucking its face-cunt and want to change things up you simply command it to bend over and it transforms into a Cumdump faggot.

They also easily and quickly transform into subhuman urinals.

12. FAGGOT FLESHLIGHTS ARE FINE TO SHARE

A Man doesn’t offer his buddy the use of his fleshlight. That would be weird. It’s not how we roll.

Offering your buddy or buddies the use of your faggot fleshlights, on the other hand, is completely normal and even expected.

Faggot fleshlights are meant to be shared. With anyone you want.

It should go without saying that the faggot fleshlight has no say in the matter either. It’s just a think, a Cock-pleasuring toy. Things and Cock-pleasuring toys don’t have opinions or rights to decide on who uses them.

CONCLUSION

There you have it. The verdict is in. Faggots are by far the best Cock-pleasuring objects a Man can use. Better still, faggots desperately WANT to be used like pleasure objects and living, subhuman, fleshlights by us Real Men.

It’s what the whores live for.

So, Men, start using them and using them often. Your Cock will thank you.

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